About My Name

So my name is Mickey. Yeah, it's real funny. Who names their daughter Mickey?
My parents. Of all the names in the world, I had to be named that.
I get teased for it too. I get asked, "Hey Mickey! Where's Minnie?" or they sing "Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Mickey!"
What a bunch of shit..
I would much rather have a regular girl's name like...Mandy, or..Cheyenne. Yeah, Cheyenne is a pretty name.
I'd settle for something else just not Mickey. I hate it! Especially when we had a sub for class, or new teachers for the new school year..
and they read off role-call. "Mary, Michael, Michelle,...Mickey"
and everyone laughs.
Real funny.
Hello everyone, my name is Mickey and I'm a fucking girl!
My parents wanted a boy.
Couldn't you tell? Well piss on me, I guess.

Fuck that name. And what makes it worse is...I have shortish-medium hair and small boobs. So people are like, "are you a guy?"
...no I'm not. It would be easier if I was a guy though. Don't you think?

If I ever have a kid someday, a girl, I'll name her "Jackson" or "Bobby" see how she likes it!
....poor unfortunate thing. I feel bad even thinking of doing something like that.
Ummmmm...
so what else should I talk about?
oh, my friend a long time ago had a dog named Kevin. It was funny.
Ooookay gonna make a new entry now. I'm kinda talkative today.