i saw under ernie's store this description. i think its funny. its the first smile i had all day. so you can read it too. i didn't make it up:
have you wandered aimlessly in the wasteland they call the city.don't waste your time in those other shops come here to Ernie's circus of bargains. a bargain in every buck a buck in every pocket a pocket in every trouser.those other stores have been reported to have problems with infestation, that's right big big tumors on those rats we have pictures to prove it and i don't even wanna look at them ugh.crazy Ernie's emporium of total bargain madness where you ride the Ferris wheel of savings.if you like cheap stuff you're in luck. you can buy baby wipes or a baby rattle a ring for your wife or a ping pong paddle. when there's trouble you know who to call crazy Ernie. from his tower he can see it all crazy Ernie. when there's villains on the attack, you can rest knowing hes got your back. and when the world world needs heroes on patrol crazy Ernie go. with his super powers he unites crazy Ernie. never met a villain that he liked crazy Ernie. he's got the bad guys on the run, he never stops till the job is done.and when the world is losing all control crazy Ernie go. you take the moon and you take the sun you take everything that seems like fun you stir it all up and when you're done radda radda radda radda radda radda so come on in feel free to do some looking stay a while cause...um Ernie is always selling.i love Ernie's chicken cluck cluck cluck you touch my chicken ill beat you up if he fries his chicken i gotta go if you ask me for a piece you're out the door (no handouts)barbecue sauce finger licking licking your lips gotta have Ernie's chicken with prices so good ill fight you for some chicken do the mike Tyson ill bite you for some chicken fry my chicken fillet my chicken grill my chicken you can bake my chicken Ernie knows how to rock that chicken in his kitchen tastes so crispy. i'm taking the chicken out Ernie's store don't really care how hungry you are i guess its the sweet aroma i'm taking the chicken out of Ernie's store. it started with an alien device and what it did it stuck itself upon his wrist the secrets that it hid now hes got super powers hes no ordinary kid he's crazy Ernie so if you see him you might be in for a great surprise hell turn into an alien before your very eyes hes crazy strong and super fast hes every shape and size hes crazy Ernie armed with super powers hes on the case fighting evil monsters from earth or space he will never stop till he makes them pay cause hes the baddest kid who ever saved the day crazy Ernie.aint you lucky you got em crazy Ernie's.love that chicken from crazy Ernie's.you wish your son would call you more i seance you've been here before i'll read your mind if i am able something tells me your names Mabel so welcome all ye to the tent of telepath... i mean crazy Ernie's and thanks for visiting little old me.
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